Ok, so the dead have returned to life and Zombies have overtaken the known world. Only the smartest, quickest and most resourceful will survive. Those that do slip through the cracks of a brutal demise will roam the country looking for food, water, weapons, shelter, and allies. Should you be one of a very rare, fortunate few to be imune to the virus and slip past the walking dead, here are some tips to live another day.

Your New Motto 

Be Prepared
When you were a Boyscout "be prepared" was your motto. You had no idea then that as an adult subscribing to that motto would be a matter of being eaten alive or not. Here is a list of essentials that you should be prepared to have on hand; just in case.

1) You will need guns, lots of guns because other than your own brain (which is what zombies want) the best tool you have for survival is your "boom stick."  The type of guns you use is very important too.

  • Pistol: short range, small clip, small bullet, only use on small groups, otherwise you are dead (or undead).
  • Sub-machine gun: decent gun against zombies, it can be useful against large groups of Horde Zombies. sprays a lot of bullets at a high rate of fire but ammunition will run out quickly. Note that SMGs don't have the stopping power of an assault rifle but it shouldn't matter unless you are fighting zombified military personnel and police who wear bulletproof vests.
  • Rifle: okay, but only at long range, and only if you can get consistent head shots. Also you are screwed if you have a bolt action vs. a fast Zombie. Assault Rifle: Much better, make sure to reload often though, that full auto will dry out that ammo at all the wrong times (like when a zombie is stuffing your own arm up your ass).
  • Shotgun: The second best weapon for zombies, there buck shots will blow off the heads of several zombies, the person who is carrying a shotgun will survive most zombie outbreaks. Also makes you feel like a badass. It is only surpassed by...
  • Automatic shotgun: ...which is proven to deal with zombie groups of any size! Note, high recoil might send the user through a wall after 12 shots.
  • Large Minigun: will kill a lot of zombies, and is fun! Though whoever is using it will die just as his buddies got to relative safety.

Note: Get lots of ammo now before you need it, and before the current administraion puts a ban on how much you can purchase.

2) Freeze dried foods, canned food with high protein,  
3) Water, lots of water, and water purification tablets.
4) Antibiotics and basic first aid supplies.
5) A am/fm radio with a hand crank.
6) Hand crank flashlight.
7) A reliable way to make fire, such as a magnesium block.
8) A Knife 
9) Sunglasses and Sunscreen.
10) GPS and or maps (and a knowlege of navigation).
11) Toilet paper- Zombies are going to scare the crap out of you.

Be Informed
There are many resources for general survival techniques and many are geared toward surviving a zombie apocalypse. The internet is a great place to become informed; you are on there already (you know what you're looking at) why not dedicate a little of your session to educationg yourself on how to turn from hunted into hunter. If you prefer a more conventional means of learning there are books and videos galore.


When it comes to preparing for the eminent Zombie Apocalypse perhaps one of the best resources anyone can use is the Zombie movie genre. No other medium better shows us the behavior, traits, and methods of eliminating a Zombie. Of course being rational means that you need to take movies and all their sensationalism with a grain of salt. Nontheless if you use the 3lb. filter that sits between your shoulders you can get some really good ideas. Here are a few in a very long list of must see Zombie films.

New to the zombie genre is AMC's The Walking Dead.
Now in its second season, The Walking Dead tells the story of the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse; it follows a small group of survivors, traveling across the desolate United States in search of a new home away from the shuffling hordes of the undead. The group is led by Rick Grimes, who was a sheriff's deputy in the fictional King County, Georgia, before the zombie outbreak. As their situation grows more and more grim, the group's desperation to survive pushes them to the brink of insanity. At every turn they are faced with unspeakable horrors-- both from the dead, and from the scattered remains of a struggling human populace.


Possibly the top 9 best zombie movies ever. (Saving room for 1)

1) Planet Terror (2007)
Dead Snow (2009)
28 Days Later (2002)
Fido (2006)
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Zombieland (2009)
Resident Evil (2002)


"When hell is full, the dead will walk the earth."


2012, The NWO, and The Zombie Apocalypse

The 2012 thing refers to the highly over-predicted end-of-the-world coming December 21st, 2012. Many apocalypse theories are dark but vague, leaving many details rough, ambiguous and open to interpretation. The 2012 eschaton comes from several cultures and gives us a very certain date to prepare not necessarily for the end of existence or the world, but “the end of the world as we know it” – TEOTWAWKI

The date of 12/21/12 is derived from the end of a 5,125 year cycle for the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar, most notably used by the Maya civilization. The calendar completes its 13th cycle from its starting point. Correlating the Mayan date to our Gregorian calendar yields several different dates ranging from the 21st through the 23rd, but the 21st seems likely, as it coincides with the winter solstice, and though astrology has little to do with our daily affairs, astronomically the Earth is said to be aligned facing the center of the Milky Way behind the Sun on the 21st. This interesting termination of the calendar in our immediate lifetimes is what brings many to reckon the date will bring about great global change or cataclysm.


The term New World Order (NWO) has been used by numerous politicians through the ages, and is a generic term used to refer to a worldwide conspiracy being orchestrated by an extremely powerful and influential group of genetically-related individuals (at least at the highest echelons) which include many of the world's wealthiest people, top political leaders, and corporate elite, as well as members of the so-called Black Nobility of Europe (dominated by the British Crown) whose goal is to create a One World (fascist) Government, stripped of nationalistic and regional boundaries, that is obedient to their agenda. Their intention is to effect complete and total control over every human being on the planet and to dramatically reduce the world's population by two thirds. While the name New World Order is the term most frequently used today to loosely refer to anyone involved in this conspiracy, the study of exactly who makes up this group is a complex and intricate one.  The leaders of all major industrial countries like the United States, England, Germany, Italy, Australia, New Zealand, etc. (members of the "G7/G8" ) are active and fully cooperative participants in this conspiracy. Additionaly,  The corporate portion of the NWO is dominated by international bankers, oil barons and pharmaceutical cartels, as well as other major multinational corporations. The Royal Family of England, namely Queen Elizabeth II and the House of Windsor, (who are, in fact, descendants of the German arm of European Royalty - the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha family - changed the name to Windsor in 1914), are high level players in the oligarchy which controls the upper strata of the NWO. The decision making nerve centers of  this effort are in London (especially the City of London), Basel Switzerland, and Brussels (NATO headquarters). The United Nations, along with all the agencies working under the UN umbrella, such as the World Health Organization (WHO), are full time players in this scheme. Similarly, NATO is a military tool of the NWO. What does all this mean? One word people: Biowarfare.
A simple release of a virus into four major international airports and the process begins.

Prophecies and conspiracies aside, how does 2012 or the NWO relate to a Zombie Apocalypse? Certainly our world could be forever changed by an unnoticed eschatological asteroid, disease or terrible quaking of the earth. The walking dead? Also plausible. Current scientific research into disease, reanimation and cellular re-genesis is progressing as rapidly as other scientific disciplines. Particularly terrifying is the reanimation of the 1918 Spanish influenza virus, responsible for a pandemic that killed an estimated 20 million people.
Scientists have gathered important new clues to why the virus spread quickly and killed efficiently (though its use as a bio-weapon has not been confirmed). The viral resurrection is brought about for research and a vaccine against itself – which of course has already been eradicated – and the virus is being harvested from corpses, notably the body of a woman buried in the Alaskan permafrost. Unchecked adaptive and opportunistic pathogens claim a definite component of our eschaton, and an escaped weaponized version will most certainly wreak havoc against an unprepared and innocent populace. There’s no guarantee the new vaccine will work well on humans, a problem because nobody born after 1930 is immune to the 1918 strain.

The physical walking dead demand a certain suspense of disbelief of course. Assuming a plausible 20% of the worlds population has been infected by a terminal pathogen, our fragile infrastructure and socioeconomic systems will begin to break down as well. Weakened immune systems will render humans more susceptible to the likes of Trypanosoma brucei, a parasite that carries nightmarish qualities, reducing many of its victims to
a zombie-like state before they slip into a coma and die. Toxoplasma gondii can alter brain functions in rats, leading them to the jaws of cats – and in humans can change brain patterns to induce neuroses, paranoia and schizophrenia. Left with a rotting brain and primitive fight-or-flight instincts, an entire populace can be reduced to weakened lumbering shadows of humans, stumbling around for food. Not actually dead or undead, these stupefied humans will be harbingers of disease, parasites, bacteria and infectious rot, whose saliva and blood will be rich with zombifying toxins.

Disease ridden walking corpses are one thing. Reanimating brain-dead humans has been discussed before and is a very real possibility. Restoring a human from a cryogenic stasis and reanimating their dying brain tissue yields the possibility that a human may not be the same as they were when they expired. This leaves much speculation as to a reanimated form of a human being, but combined with the virii and diseases mentioned above – you get the idea.

Five years is a fine timeframe for viruses to be developed and mutate as well as science achieving groundbreaking results in reanimation. “Where will I be in five years?” Loading shotguns and pistols seems like a nice course of action, but they’re more for your protection against opportunistic looters, crazies and deranged survivors rather than walking corpses. In five years I will be watching the news with cautious eyes – and stocking up like I would for any emergency with GUNS and BEER.
By the way, the monsters in your closet and under your bed are real; they are, in fact, a metaphor for your body politic.

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